Diagrammed

Scrapple spring rolls are:

  • A delicious foodstuff.
    • We were hungry, okay?
    • We were hungry and it was the weekend and we had all these foods.
    • We were hungry and we had these foods and we mixed them.
    • A quarter-pound of scrapple (RAPA brand). A half-package of spring roll wrappers. Four eggs. Two green onions. Pepper, to taste.
  • An amalgam of two mindsets.
    • Two minds of one set?
      • There is ambiguity as to this point.
    • Four eyes (half four-eyes) finding things for you.
    • Two amygdalae whizzing up madness for you to admire.
  • A splendid metaphor for a blog.
    • We thought so, anyhow.
    • We write about living life near D.C.
    • We write about our double-takes.
    • Sometimes we concoct crazy shit.
      • No promises.

Scrapple spring rolls are guaranteed to be unequivocally strange. Best consumed before your nerve runs out.

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